These would have been great to have, say, in a movie-themed boxed set, WotC.

Also, this is exceptionally dumb:

If someone kills Hugh Grant, let them have a magic crossbow or vials of poison.

And you know he's really Hugh Grant, because he has this: "Armor Class 17 (Disarming Charm)"

My father begged for a reinforced lute weapon for his bard. Amused to see one show up here.

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